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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Joke of the Week>

hmmm.. haha haven't been here in a long long time.. oh wait i havent posted a joke for like damn long.. wahaha u all cannot escape from my lameness.. wahahaha.. =P

ok i heard this joke..

a woman had a duck. one day her duck fell very sick, it was dying, so she brought it to the hospital. on the way there the duck died, but the woman still held on to hope that the duck was still alive. she entered the vet's office and asked the vet to examine the duck. the vet looked at the duck, and proclaimed that the duck was dead.

"how can you say that my duck is dead without performing some test on it?!" the woman cried.

the vet told the woman that the duck was obviously dead as it was cold, and adviced the woman to listen to his verdict. but the woman still insisted the vet do some test on the duck. so the vet went out of the office and brought in a labrador. the lab sniffed the duck for a while then sat down looking sad, showing that the duck was dead. the woman was still not convinced. so the vet brought in a cat. the cat sniffed the duck, then sat down looking really sad. this also showed that the duck was dead. the woman by this time accepted the fact that her duck was dead, and s went out dejectedly.

when the time for paying the bill, the woman received the bill and promptly exclaimed.

"$500?! $500 for you to tell me that my duck is dead?!!" she ranted at the vet.

" well," the vet told her, "i told you to take my advice on your duck but you didn't want to. so now i have to charge you for LAB report and CAT scan."

=P
wahahaha.. pls don't faint from my lameness =P

# posted by La' Mest at 3:02 pm

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Hmm.. i found this funny quizz thingy in Qiyi's blog.. quite funny =P

In no particular order, list down 3 people you talk to online, 4 people you see at school, 2 teachers , 3 people you love going out with and 3 people in your sms inbox.

1. Duckie
2. David
3. Emu
4. Luke
5. William
6. Grace
7. Germaine
8. Huang Lao Shi
9. Ms Sim
10. Moggy (but too bad she’s away)
11. Josiah
12. Ruth
13. Dumbest =P (qiyi)
14. Gerald
15. Adele =P (haha no its not me)

So what do you think of number 4?
hmm.. ok la.. a bit antisocial.. but still ok.. =]

How would you feel if number 4 slapped your face?
first I’ll feel damn shocked.. then I’ll feel damn insulted.. I’ll probably get someone to slap him back that is if I can find someone.. haha =P

On the scale of 1 to 10, how good looking do u think number 5 is?
umm.. shoots I won’t say anything about this =P

How nice is number 6?
Quite nice.. very friendly and helps you out when you have problems.. overall very nice =]

Honestly, if number 8 met an accident, what would you do?
call an ambulance?? o.O??

Would I ever fall for 11?
uh.. hmm.. haha I won’t say anything about this either =P

What if number 1 got a boyfriend?
that would be great =] haha I’ll be celebrating here.. and will feel damn K-po.. haha
Go DuckiE!!

What sport would I play with number 12?
hmm.. basically anything and everything =]

How much do you like number 12?
haha.. a lot?? O.O? haha she’s a great friend

Would 13 and 7 make a good couple?
O.O! HECK NO!! EWWW

Do I hate number 9?
no.. why would I hate her?? Even though I hated chem… =P

Would 14 one day kill me?
haha seriously I won’t know.. Probably if I keep yakking his ears off and altogether bugging him.. =P haha

Who do I like more? 3 or 10?
Hmm.. Both.. =P both are likable in different senses..

# posted by La' Mest at 6:54 pm

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Why do Girls Chase After Guys>

hmm.. just wondering why girls (ok.. most girls) have to be 'goo goo ga ga' over guys?? ok no offense to anyone but seriously why do we degrade ourselves just to get that guy to notice us?? why do we do put ourselves in the way to notice us?? why? o.O? it is actualy quite embarassing

it's something i don't get.. we dress-up to get that special guy to notice us and maybe even ask us out or smt.. i don't get the way girls sit around and talk about how hot/ cute/ cool.. etc,that guy is.. i mean it's not wrong to like someone.. but have you ever considered if the guy even likes you?? maybe he doesn't even know you existed in the world.. why waste your time over someone who is oblivious to you?? and even if he knows you exist.. would that mean that he would then automatically like you??

you might like that guy but the thing is if he likes you back.. if it is ment to be then its ment to be.. you can't make someone like you cos you think they should.. so wh don't we just sit back and stop chasing the guys cos if it is ment to happen it will happen without you interfering.. haha i can't stpo putting this in.. "God has a plann for eveyone.. he knows what is best for you" so that also means he knows who is best for you so you don't need to go out finding guys to date God will bring him to you.. =]

ok girls out there who read this please dun hunt me out to kill me or whatever.. i'm just stating my feelings on this.. =]

# posted by La' Mest at 6:53 pm